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The Spy knows ...

Certain people when purchasing ten rater realise that the keel s deeper than an IOM and their previous experiences with an IOM which allowed launching by walking out to their knees might not work with the Ten Rater.

The same person who attends Association meetings regularly would have heard and RECORDED in the minutes (as is his duty) details of discussion for a launching ramp for Tens at the Nationals.

That is why most purchase a pair of waders for cold windy days like today.

The person decided today he didn't need waders because they were for girls!! So he wore shorts and bare feet, All warmth would come from the performance of his newly puchased Diamond 10R.

As the day wore on his toes and knees got very cold in the chilly Austin Lakes water when launching and he was heard complaining about his knees aching and not being able to feel his toes which were blue !!

They call him " Blue Knees"

Only one injury was sustained during the nationals recent regatta.

The Spy hears that one wayward skipper had to run (and I mean really run) for his plane to leave 'Mexico". The skipper admitted that there was a fair bit of socialising going on at the regatta but blames the boats' owner for sending him there in the first place.

News has it that our beloved Cadel Evans (state secretary) has a 10R leaving the UK this week, a Britpop stuck on the docks in Sth America and may still be getting a V8.

Hmmmmm which boat do I sail today.

The Spy hears that resident electronic guru, and head honcho, Captain Blackwire, has talked a V8 (the IOM, not the Supercar), due in 6 weeks, out of the hands of the rightful owner. No rumour that his 2IC gave in as he was sick and tired of Gilligan's nagging...

But this is a big secret, so keep it to yourselves... shhhhhhh......

The Spy hears that one of the RSAWA honchos, who has recently started 12 months off work, and who drives cars for a living, picked himself up a bike for free (the cheaper the better he has been known to say while using all his Kogan gadgets). Taking the bike for a test spin (looking like that scene with Kermit the Frog on a bike ), a car pulled out the driveway, which is when our intrepid Lance Armstrong discovered the bike didnt have brakes. Off to the bushes he goes. Just hope the com cars are given a better check before taken out!